Why are Vampires Democrats?
| Political jokes
Why are Vampires Democrats? They want Gore in 2000.
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A businessman hires a private detective to
| Accountant jokes
A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant. The detective tells him that he needs a description and asks a few questions. "Was he tall or was he short?" The businessman replies, "Both!"
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What is the best thing to take when
| Car and train jokes
What is the best thing to take when you're run over? The number of the car that hit you.
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Why did the blonde call the welfare
| Blonde jokes
Why did the blonde call the welfare office? She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
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There are a lot of words you
| Men jokes
There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, loving. They'd be wrong, but you could still use them.
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Why did Davy Crockett always wear a coonskin cap? It was a birthday present from his wife!