The teacher asked Simon to say his name
| Children jokes
The teacher asked Simon to say his name backwards. "No mis" he replied
[ read more ]
Did you hear about the classical pianist who was
| Music jokes
Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: "Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet"
[ read more ]
Do you like
| Internet jokes
Do you like surfing the net? Oh yes, I've really taken a shine to it. (Moon to Sun)
[ read more ]
Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?
| Frog jokes
Why doesnt Kermit like elephants? They always want to play leap-frog with him.
[ read more ]
Pardon me for a moment, please,” said the dentist to the victim, “but before beginning this work I must have my drill.” “Good heavens, man!” exclaimed the patient irritably. “Can’t you pull a tooth without a rehearsal?”