Some vampires went to see Dracula. They

'We're going to play elephants and

| Elephant jokes

'We're going to play elephants and circuses,' said a little boy at kindergarten, 'Do you want to join in?' 'I'd love to,'replied the teacher. 'What do you want me to do?' 'You can be the lady that feeds us peanuts !

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Steve,

| Humor jokes

Steve, Bob and Jeff are all working on some very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls off and is killed instantly. After the ambulance leaves with Steve's body, Bob and Jeff realise they'll have to inform his wife. Bob says he's good with this sort of sensitive stuff, so he volunteers to

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Examiner: I think you know very little, if

| Religious jokes

Examiner: I think you know very little, if anything at all, about the Bible. Can you quote any passage? Student: 'Judas departed and went and hanged himself. Examiner: Well, that's a surprise. Can you quote another? Student: 'Go thou and do likewise.

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How is being at a singles bar

| Men jokes

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk.

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Producer: Would you call your leading

| Movie and TV jokes

Producer: Would you call your leading lady ugly? Director: Let's just say she'd look better on radio than on TV.

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Some vampires went to see Dracula. They said, “Drac, we want to open a zoo. Have you got any advice?” “Yes,” replied Dracula, “have lots of giraffes.”