If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great
| Gorilla jokes
If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great Lakes, what will it become? Wet!
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Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a
| Aardvark jokes
Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky. 1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that. 2nd aardvark: You would, if your tail was on fire.
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Q: Why was the
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? A: She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
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Teacher: Who can tell me where
| School jokes
Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is? Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!
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Q: How does
| Dirty jokes
Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9? A: A 69 interrupted by a period.
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Where do you find monster snails? On the end of monsters fingers.