Mother: Why was the phone busy all

Yo Mama soooo old she was wearing a Jesus

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Yo Mama soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!

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On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker

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On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.

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Two women, who are dog owners,

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Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter. First woman: My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for the paperboy to come around and then he takes a newspaper and brings it to me. Second woman: I know. First one: How? Second one: My dog told me.

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The food in our school canteen is

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The food in our school canteen is perfect. If your a bug!

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Hey, Pop, pleaded Angelo, "can I go to the zoo

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Hey, Pop, pleaded Angelo, "can I go to the zoo to see the monkeys?" "What's the matter with you?" asked his father. "Why would you wanna go see the monkeys when your Aunt Maud is here?"

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Mother: Why was the phone busy all night? Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.