ELF NO. 1: What did
| Christmas jokes
ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone, sack time!!
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The patient shook his doctor's hand
| Doctor and nurse jokes
The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will." "That is very kind of you," said the doctor emotionally, and then added, "M
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Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?
| Cow jokes
Why couldn't the cow leave the farm? She was pasteurized!
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Q: How do know a
| Music jokes
Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud? A: You can almost hear them.
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If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great Lakes, what will it become? Wet!