Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
| Easter jokes
Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day!
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A couple were
| Travel and tourist jokes
A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of the highest mountains in the Americas. Their guide pointed out where a young couple, petrified by lava, had been discovered. They had died in the act of making love. "How awful !" exclaimed the wife. "Si, but what a grea
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What is black and yellow and buzzes along at
| Insect jokes
What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30,000 feet ? A bee is an aeroplane !
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Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian
| Music jokes
Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor? A: About 10 pounds.
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If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who
| Weather jokes
If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning? The conductor.
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A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask a few questions.” He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, “What is your occupation?” The woman replies, “I’m a whore.” The accountant balks and says, “No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let’s try to rephrase that.” The woman, “OK, I’m a prostitute.”. “No, that is still too crude. Try again.” They both think for a minute, then the woman states, “I’m a chicken farmer.” The accountant asks, “What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?”. “Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year.”