When a young hotshot conductor was making his
| Music jokes
When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical orchestra how well he knew the music by singing all parts of the Lucia sextet during rehearsal. Afterwards, one musician was overheard whispering to the other, impressed, "Well, this kid really
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Q: What does a blonde make best for
| Blonde jokes
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner? A: Reservations.
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Q: Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in
| Humor jokes
Q: Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love? A: They got married in the spring.
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A dentist friend of mine
| Dirty jokes
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front: Let me put my tool in your mouth... and on the back: ...and I will fill your cavity.
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What do you get if you cross a newsreader
| Journalist jokes
What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ? A croaksman !
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Where do Russian cows come from? Moscow!