What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and
| Monster jokes
What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster? - Grandma monster
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What's
| Hunting jokes
What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money? Collect unemployment insurance!
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An elderly widow and
| Old age jokes
An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediately said "yes". The next morning when he awoke, he couldn't remember what her answer was! "Was she happy? I think so, wait, no, she looked at me funny..." After about an hou
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Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.
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How can you tell when a skunk is
| Various animal jokes
How can you tell when a skunk is angry? It raises a stink!
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A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer. “How much will that be?” asks the neutron. “For you?” replies the bartender, “no charge”