Q. What excuse did Adam give to his
| Religious jokes
Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden? A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
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Why men like to fishing so much?
| Fishing jokes
Why men like to fishing so much? They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.
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Why did the internit paint his
| E-mail jokes
Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares? He wanted to check his e-mail.
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A guy goes up to this girl
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you." The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
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Yo mama's glasses are so thick
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
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Q: Why don’t Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning? A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.