Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age,
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
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Girl: We have a mayor. Do you?
| Horse jokes
Girl: We have a mayor. Do you? Horse: Sure! Girl: What do you call it? Horse: Same as you do. Mare!
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Which ghost ate too much porridge?
| Ghost jokes
Which ghost ate too much porridge? Ghouldilocks.
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What's yellow and writes?
| Banana jokes
What's yellow and writes? A ball-point banana.
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Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies
| Movie and TV jokes
Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ? To boldly go where no man has been before !
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A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, I’m Jesus Christ. The first priest says, No, son, I’m Jesus Christ. So the drunk says it to the second priest. The second priest replies, No, son, I’m Jesus Christ. The drunk says, Look, I can prove it. and walks back into the bar with the priests. The bartender takes on look at the drunk and exclaims, Jesus Christ, you’re here again?