How does an elephant get out of a small car
| Elephant jokes
How does an elephant get out of a small car ? The same way that he got in !
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What are the cleverest bees ?
| Insect jokes
What are the cleverest bees ? Spelling bees !
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One day, a blonde and her friend were walking
| Blonde jokes
One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park. Suddenly, the blonde's friend said, "Oh, look, a dead birdie!" The blonde looked up and said, "Where?"
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Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink
| Weather jokes
Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio? The nearest ISOBAR!!
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Q: Why don't men fake orgasm?
| Dirty jokes
Q: Why don't men fake orgasm? A: Coz no man would pull those faces on purpose.
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Jett was trying to light a match. He struck the first one and it didn’t work, so he threw it away. He struck the second match. That didn’t work either, so he tossed it. Jett struck the third one and it lit up. “That’s a good one!” said the idiot, blowing it out. “Ah’m gonna save it!”