Yo mama's so stupid she can't pass a blood
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama's so stupid she can't pass a blood test.
[ read more ]
A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do
| Political jokes
A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with Once Upon A Time?" And he replied, "No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with 'If Elected I promise...
[ read more ]
A young guy in a
| Aviation jokes
A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber. The hotdog said over the air, "Anything you can do, I can do better." The veteran bomber pilot answered, "Try this hot-shot."
[ read more ]
What do you call a lion wearing a
| Various animal jokes
What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane ? A dandy lion !
[ read more ]
Question: Why is divorce so
| Divorce jokes
Question: Why is divorce so expensive? Answer: Because it's worth it.
[ read more ]
How does an elephant get out of a small car ? The same way that he got in !