One time Father Christmas lost his
| Christmas jokes
One time Father Christmas lost his underpants. That's how he got the name Saint Knickerless!
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Dr Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest
| Monster jokes
Dr Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It's a new pill consisting of 50 per cent glue and 50 per cent aspirin. Igor: But what's it for? Dr Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.
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A young wildlife biologist got fired from
| Biologist jokes
A young wildlife biologist got fired from his first real wildlife job. Upon his return home, his parents asked him what happened. "You know what a crew boss is?" he asked. "The one who stands around and watches everyone else work." "What's that got to do with it?" they asked. "Well, he just
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There is a
| Barbie doll jokes
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Chain Smoker Barbie ...with Surgeon General's warning on box
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Mum, are the Smiths very poor people?
| Baby jokes
Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? I don't think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they made such a fuss when their baby swallowed a coin'
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Rabbit: I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I’m all out of carrots. What should I do? Friend: Don’t worry; be hoppy!