What did the hotel manager say to the
| Elephant jokes
What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ? "Pack your trunk and clear out !"
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A young husband with an inferiority complex
| Marriage jokes
A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach. The marriage counselor, trying to be creative, told him, "If you wish to save your marriage, you'd better be a little boulder."
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A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife
| Hunting jokes
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and start
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Q: How did the blonde kill her toy
| Blonde jokes
Q: How did the blonde kill her toy poodle? A: Trying to put batteries in it.
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When fish play football, who is the captain ? The team’s kipper !