A boy went into the local department

A man is

| Dog jokes

A man is walking down the street when he hears a voice, "Pssst you come over here!" He looks round and can see no one but an old mangy greyhound. "yes over here!" Said the greyhound "Look at me I'm tied up here, I should be racing I won 14 races in my carrer you know?" The man thought to hi

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Whats a frogs favourite game ?

| Frog jokes

Whats a frogs favourite game ? It's croak-et !

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What's the best thing about turning

| Old age jokes

What's the best thing about turning 65? No more calls from insurance salesmen.

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What is the left side of an apple?

| Apple jokes

What is the left side of an apple? The part that you don't eat.

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If Microsoft built cars you would need to

| Computer jokes

If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car, then it would perform illegal operations and crash.

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A boy went into the local department store where he saw a sign on the escalator – ‘Dogs must be carried on this escalator. The boy then spent the next tow hours looking for a dog.