A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the
| Lawyer jokes
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and considerable damage. There's no sign of the offending vehicle but he's relieved to see that there's a note stuck under the windshield wiper. "Sorry. I just backed into your Beemer. The witnesses who saw the accident are nodding
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Why are there flotation devices under
| Answer me this jokes
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
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What's big and hairy and goes 'beep
| Monster jokes
What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'? A monster in a traffic jam.
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How did the blonde
| Blonde jokes
How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for french fries.
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Male secretary : "Feel free to use my
| Dirty jokes
Male secretary : "Feel free to use my dictaphone." New blonde employee : "No thanks, I'll just use my finger like everyone else."
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Two teenagers wander off to the bushes during a softball game on the outskirts of town and start necking. After a while the boy stops. “You know we’ve been doing this for a few weeks now and I think it’s time we went all the way,” he pleads. “Well, maybe,” she says, “But I’m a virgin and I heard it hurts. Besides all those people at the field may hear us.” The boy stops and says, “Hmmm, well then if it hurts, start making cow sounds, and I’ll stop. But if it feels good start singing. That way no one will ever guess what we’re really doing.” The girl agrees so they quickly take off their clothes and get down to business. Ten minutes later people watching the game hear sounds echoing through the quiet countryside so loudly that the teams stop playing. “Moooo ….. Moooooo …… Moooooooon River …….!”