Four workers
| Dog jokes
Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer who said his dog could draw. His dog's name was "T-Square", and he told him to get some paper and draw a square, a circle and a triangle, which he did with no sweat. The accountant said he thought his dog, "Bala
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How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?
| Telephone jokes
How can you tell if a bee is on the phone? You get a buzzy signal.
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Waiter: If you know the
| Waiter jokes
Waiter: If you know the food here is so lousy, why do you keep coming back? Customer: It reminds me of my ex-wife's cooking.
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Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a
| Rabbit jokes
Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces.
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Teacher: Why are you picking your
| School jokes
Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class ? Pupil: My mother won't let me do it at home !
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A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and considerable damage. There’s no sign of the offending vehicle but he’s relieved to see that there’s a note stuck under the windshield wiper. “Sorry. I just backed into your Beemer. The witnesses who saw the accident are nodding and smiling at me because they think I’m leaving my name, address and other particulars. But I’m not.”