The politician was sitting at his campaign
| Political jokes
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened intently, and after a moment his face brightened. When he hung up, he immediately phoned his mother to tell her the good news. "Ma," he shouted, "the results are in. I won the election!" "Honestly?" The
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Q: Why were the
| Clinton jokes
Q: Why were the Clintonites pushing the BTU Tax? A: Because they could spell it.
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Doctor, Doctor I'm becoming
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I'm becoming invisible. Yes I can see you're not all there!
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Why don't anteaters get sick ?
| Ant jokes
Why don't anteaters get sick ? Because they are full of antibodies!
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FRED: Your monster was
| Monster jokes
FRED: Your monster was making a terrible noise last night. BERT: Yes - ever since he ate Madonna, he thinks he can sing.
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Colin Powell, once USA’s highest ranking military officer, (now Secretary of State), loves to relate this incident from his Vietnam days. It shows the importance of clear objectives. Finding an outpost at a very vulnerable spot, Powell decided to investigate why it was location was chosen. He was assured that it was a very important outpost. “What’s it’s mission?” ” To protect the airfield!” “What’s the airfield here for?” “To resupply the outpost!”