Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at

Q: What Biblical and Renaissance characters

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Q: What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble? A: Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.

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A man is fibbing

| Dead and dying jokes

A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his country. "There is a building so tall, it took my friend Alex 72 hours to fall off it!" "Oh, my God!" says his friend. "Surely he must have died!" "Of course. He was witho

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My

| Beauty jokes

My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!said Miss Conceited. Then he's right said her little brother.Sophia Loren? "No-spaghetti!

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Men are like fine wine. They all

| Men jokes

Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.

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Q. Why do men need instant replay on TV

| Men jokes

Q. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? A. Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

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Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door? A: He can’t find the key and doesn’t know when to come in.