How can you tell if a man is cheating on
| Men jokes
How can you tell if a man is cheating on you? He has a bath more than once a month.
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The plumber was working in a house when the lady of
| Bath jokes
The plumber was working in a house when the lady of the house said to him, "Will it be alright if I have a bath while you're having your lunch?" "It's okay with me lady," said the plumber, "as long as you don't splash my sandwiches."
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Why don't you see blonde pharmacists? They
| Blonde jokes
Why don't you see blonde pharmacists? They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!
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Doctor, Doctor I dream there are
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I dream there are monsters under my bed, what can I do? Saw the legs off of your bed!
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What did the hypnotist say when
| Internet jokes
What did the hypnotist say when he got his own website.... Hyp, Hyp Hooray.
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A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man says, “Methodist.” St. Peter looks down his list, and says, “Go to room 24, but be very quiet as you pass room 8.” Another man arrives at the gates of heaven. “Religion?” “Baptist.” “Go to room 18, but be very quiet as you pass room 8.” A third man arrives at the gates. “Religion?” “Jewish.” “Go to room 11, but be very quiet as you pass room 8.” The man says, “I can understand there being different rooms for different religions, but why must I be quiet when I pass room 8?” St. Peter tells him, “Well the Jehovah’s Witnesses are in room 8, and they think they’re the only ones here.