Why are Canadians given only a half
| Idiot and fool jokes
Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch? They don't want to have to retrain them.
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Wife to husband as they watch their young
| Accountant jokes
Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing: "He's such a sensitive child. Let's wait until he's older before we tell him you're an accountant."
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QUESTION: What's the best way to get a youthful
| Women jokes
QUESTION: What's the best way to get a youthful figure? ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.
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A mother and her child were at a wedding.
| Marriage jokes
A mother and her child were at a wedding. A little boy looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?" His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life." The boy thinks about this, and then says, "Well then, why is the boy w
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Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve
| Judge jokes
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case? Juror: I don't want to be away from my job that long. Judge: Can't they do without you at work? Juror: Yes, but I don't want them to know it.
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After the college boy delivered the pizza to Bud’s trailer house, Bud asked, “What is the usual tip?” “Well,” replied the youth, “this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter out of you, I’ll be doing great.” “Is that so?” snorted Bud. “Well, just to show them how wrong they are, here’s five dollars.” “Thanks,” replied the youth, “I’ll put this in my school fund.” “What are you studying?” asked Bud. The lad smiled and said, “Applied psychology.”