Where do children learn their ABC’s ?

Teacher: What do you think

| Space jokes

Teacher: What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm? Girl: Apollo neck jumpers ?

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What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a

| Dog jokes

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ? That hit the spots !

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How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

| Farmer jokes

How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn.

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Zoo Keeper:"I've lost one of my

| Zoo jokes

Zoo Keeper:"I've lost one of my elephants" Other Zoo Keeper:"Why don't you put an advert in the paper?" Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly, he can't read!"

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Q. What does a woman's asshole

| Funny jokes - 50 best jokes

Q. What does a woman's asshole do when she is having an orgasm? A. He is usually home with the kids!

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Where do children learn their ABC’s ? At LMN-tary school !