Q. What did the salt say to the pepper?
| Food jokes
Q. What did the salt say to the pepper? A. Hey Baby, what's SHAKING!
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A fish walks into a bar, the bartender
| Various animal jokes
A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "What would you like?" the fish says holding his neck, "Water".
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Every night, after dinner, a
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent the whole evening there, and arrived home very drunk around midnight each night. He always had trouble getting his key into the keyhole and getting the door opened. His wife, waiting up for him, would go to the door and l
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Young Judy, the editor of a trivia
| Computer jokes
Young Judy, the editor of a trivia publication, was having trouble with her computer. So she called Prem, the computer guy, over to her desk. Prem clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, Judy called after him, "So, what was wrong?" And he replied, "It was an I
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How can you tell if a man is cheating on you? He has a bath more than once a month.