Q: What do you call a truckload
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Q: What do you call a truckload of vibrators? A: Toys for Twats.
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Who started the campfire website?
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Who started the campfire website? Some bright spark.
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Q: What is the difference between
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Q: What is the difference between medium and rare? A: 6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.
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What's the difference between a vampire
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What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie? You can't dip a vampire in your tea.
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A destroyer pulled into a foreign port, and
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A destroyer pulled into a foreign port, and put down maximum liberty. The skeleton crew didn't notice a chimpanzee, escaped from a nearby civilian transport, crawled up the ropes and up to the smokestack. Down the stack, it made its way into the engine room. It came across a power panel open
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Q: Why did the farmer call his pig “Ink”? A: Because it was always running out of the pen.