How many pilots does it take to change a
| Aviation jokes
How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb? None, it is done by the automatic pilot.
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Betty was scribbling industriously over some
| Letter jokes
Betty was scribbling industriously over some paper with a pencil when her mother asked her what she was drawing. "I'm not drawing, Mom," she said indignantly, "I'm writing a letter to Fred." "But you can't write," Mom pointed out. "That's all right," said Betty, "Fred can't read."
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One of the bachelors in the
| Marriage jokes
One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked up behind an older woman, covered her eyes with his hands, and said, "I'm going to kiss you if you can't tell me who I am in three guesses." She quickly answered, "George Washington! Thomas Jefferson! Abraham Lincoln!"
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Doctor, doctor, can you give me
| Hair and bald jokes
Doctor, doctor, can you give me something for my baldness? How about a few pounds of pig manure? Will that cure my baldness? No, but with that on your head no one will come near enough to notice you're bald.
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Tower: Lufthansa 893, you're
| Aviation jokes
Tower: Lufthansa 893, you're number one, check for workers on the taxiway. Pilot: Roger ..... We've checked, they're all working.
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Q: What do you call a truckload of vibrators? A: Toys for Twats.