Diner: Why are the
| Waiter jokes
Diner: Why are the waiters in here so nasty? Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.
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Q. Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their
| Music jokes
Q. Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards? A. So they can park in handicapped zones.
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Why are gold fish orange ?
| Fishing jokes
Why are gold fish orange ? The water makes them rusty !
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If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child,
| Christmas jokes
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called? A subordinate claus.
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Q: Why do divorced men get married
| Divorce jokes
Q: Why do divorced men get married again? A: Bad memory.
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Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!