What dog is always tired in London?
| Dog jokes
What dog is always tired in London? An English sleep dog.
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That tornado damage your cow barn any?
| Cow jokes
That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet!
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Newsflash: Two criminals have escaped from
| Criminal jokes
Newsflash: Two criminals have escaped from prison today. One is orange and 9ft tall, and the other green and yellow and 2ft Gin tall. The police are searching high and low for them.
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What was the dog doing on the turnpike?
| Dog jokes
What was the dog doing on the turnpike? About seven miles an hour.
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I see the baby's nose is running
| Baby jokes
I see the baby's nose is running again," said a worried father. "For goodness sake!" snapped his wife. "Can't you think of anything other than horse racing?"
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The Millionaire by Ivor Fortune