Crazy Aunt Maud received a letter one morning,
| Letter jokes
Crazy Aunt Maud received a letter one morning, and upon reading it burst into floods of tears. "What's the matter?" asked her companion. "Oh dear," sobbed Auntie, "It's my favorite nephew. He's got three feet." "Three feet?" exclaimed her friend. "Surely that's not possible?" "Well," said A
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Why do pens get sent to
| Criminal jokes
Why do pens get sent to prison ? To do long sentences !
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Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put
| School jokes
Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth! Pupil: What?, and get bitten!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball
| Ethnic jokes
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD? A: A trip to Israel.
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What is an octopus? An eight-sided cat.