Why do dogs turn around three
| Dog jokes
Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down? One good turn deserves another.
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How many men
| Men jokes
How many men does it take to open a beer? - None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
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Why is polar bear cheap to have as a
| Various animal jokes
Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ? It lives on ice !
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What's a hairdressers's favourite
| Christmas jokes
What's a hairdressers's favourite Christmas song? 'Oh comb all ye faithful'
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Waiter! shouted the furious diner, "How dare
| Waiter jokes
Waiter! shouted the furious diner, "How dare you serve me this! There's a damn TWIG in my soup!" "My apologies," said the waiter. "I'll inform the branch manager."
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INTERVIEWER to job applicant: “Do you think you could come up with any reason you want this job other than your parents want you out of their house?”