What's the chilliest ground in the
| Sport jokes
What's the chilliest ground in the premiership? Cold Trafford!
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Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton and Nelson
| Aviation jokes
Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton and Nelson Mandela are in an airplane with 20 kids. The airplane gets a failure and is doomed to crash. The plane has only 20 parachutes. Nelson Mandela, as a great humanitarian says that children should have them. Bill Clinton gets panicky and shouts, "SCREW THE
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A musician calls the orchestra office,
| Music jokes
A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead. The musician calls back 25 times more and gets the same message from receptionist. She asks why he keeps calling. He replies, "I just like to hear you say it."
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YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU
| Hair and bald jokes
YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE A TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT.
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Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask
| Political jokes
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money", he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, "Hey, watch it - I'm a United States Congressman!" "In that case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money."
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Doctor, doctor, I’m manic-depressive. Calm down. Cheer up. Clam down. Cheer up. Calm