Luke had it first, Paul had it
| Spelling jokes
Luke had it first, Paul had it lost; boys never had it; girls have it but once; Miss Polly had it twice in the same place, but when she married Peter Jones she never had it again. What is it? The letter L.
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Why was the racehorse names Strawberry
| Horse jokes
Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice? He was a sherbet!
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Girl Monster 1: "I hear you've met the
| Monster jokes
Girl Monster 1: "I hear you've met the perfect guy." Girl Monster 2: "Oh yes, he's a bad dream come true!"
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An airline pilot wrote that on this
| Aviation jokes
An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy, which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, give a smile, and a "Thanks for flying XYZ airline." He said that in light of his
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Should the cabin
| Aviation jokes
Should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area. Please place the bag over your own mouth and nose before assisting children or other adults acting like children.
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If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you read the paper or go to lunch?’