Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?
| Bird jokes
Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ? Because they're both full of stuffing !
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A policeman is on scene at a terrible accident
| Police jokes
A policeman is on scene at a terrible accident - body parts everywhere. He is making his notes of where the pieces are and comes across a head. He writes in his notebook: "Head on bullevard" and scratchs out his spelling error. "Head on bouelevard" Nope, doesn't look right - scratch scratch. "He
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Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large
| Horse jokes
Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread? It was a crusty steed!
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Mother: Jared, get your little
| Brother and sister jokes
Mother: Jared, get your little sister's hat out of that puddle. Jared: I can't mum, she's got it strapped too tight under her chin!
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I gotta A in
| Spelling jokes
I gotta A in spelling, Tony told his father. "You dope!" he replied. "There isn't any 'A' in 'spelling'!"
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What’s the difference between a vampire and a cookie? You can’t dip a vampire in your tea.