Two Scots,

A man has six children and is very proud of

| Marriage jokes

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections. One night they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home, and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as we

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What works in a circus, walks a

| Cat jokes

What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws ? An acrocat !

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A monster and a zombie went

| Dead and dying jokes

A monster and a zombie went into the undertaker's. "I'd like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died," said the monster. "Certainly, sir," said the undertaker, "but there was really no need to bring him with you."

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Holton

| Idiot and fool jokes

Holton sat down in a Green Bay restaurant and said to the waitress, "Do you know whether the milk from this dairy is pasteurized?" "Sure is!" she answered. "Every morning they turn the cows out to pasture."

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Dad, can you write in the dark?

| School jokes

Dad, can you write in the dark? "I think so. What is it you want me to write?" "Your name on this report card."

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Two Scots, father and son, go to America. – Daddy, when we’ll arrive? – Shut up and swim.