Q. Why is it that many lawyers have
| Lawyer jokes
Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? A. From chasing parked ambulances.
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If I had
| School jokes
If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how many would I have left ? I don't know. Why not ? In our school we do all our arithmetic in apples and oranges.
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Why did the auditor cross the
| Accountant jokes
Why did the auditor cross the road? Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.
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Did you hear about the monster who had an
| Monster jokes
Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag.
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My grandma has so
| Old age jokes
My grandma has so many wrinkles she has to screw her hat on.
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What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws ? An acrocat !