What works in a circus, walks a

Q. Why is it that many lawyers have

| Lawyer jokes

Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? A. From chasing parked ambulances.

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If I had

| School jokes

If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how many would I have left ? I don't know. Why not ? In our school we do all our arithmetic in apples and oranges.

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Why did the auditor cross the

| Accountant jokes

Why did the auditor cross the road? Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

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Did you hear about the monster who had an

| Monster jokes

Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag.

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My grandma has so

| Old age jokes

My grandma has so many wrinkles she has to screw her hat on.

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What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws ? An acrocat !