Brother: How do you top a car
| Car and train jokes
Brother: How do you top a car ? Sister: Tep on the brake, tupid.
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Why are frogs no good at
| Internet jokes
Why are frogs no good at websurfing? Computers have them toad-ily confused.
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Witch: Doctor, doctor, I don't feel well.
| Bed jokes
Witch: Doctor, doctor, I don't feel well. Doctor: Don't worry, you'll just have to go to bed for a spell.
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Q: Two men drive into a car wash. Which one
| Ethnic jokes
Q: Two men drive into a car wash. Which one is the Irishman? A: The one on the motorbike.
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Dad, said Rickey, "what is electricity?"
| Parent jokes
Dad, said Rickey, "what is electricity?" "Uh," replied his father, "I don't really know too much about electricity." A few minutes later the boy said, "How does gas make the engine go?" "Son, I'm afraid I don't know much about motors." "Dad," said the boy, "what is anthropology?" "Anthropology?
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Holton sat down in a Green Bay restaurant and said to the waitress, “Do you know whether the milk from this dairy is pasteurized?” “Sure is!” she answered. “Every morning they turn the cows out to pasture.”