A little kid is sitting on a park bench
| Children jokes
A little kid is sitting on a park bench eating abag of chocolates an old man walking by stops to say that if he continues to eat like that he won`t live very long; indignantly the kid says " oh yeah my grandfather lived to be 104 years old" the old man replies "i'm sure he did kid.but it wasn`
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The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to
| Religious jokes
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He's met by the reception committee, and after a whirlwind tour is told that he can enjoy any of the myriad recreations available. He decides that he wants to read all of the ancient original text of the Holy Scriptures, and spends the next eon or so
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Mummy Monster: What are you doing
| Brother and sister jokes
Mummy Monster: What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ? Young Monster: Hee, hee ! He's my half-brother now!
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Did you hear about the blonde who got into the
| Blonde jokes
Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?'
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What did the banana say to the vibrator?
| Dirty jokes
What did the banana say to the vibrator? "I don't know why you're shaking...she's gonna EAT me!"
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Harry approached a prostitute and asked, “How much for a blow job ?”. “Hundred Bucks”. “OK”, he said and began to jerk off. “What the hell are you doing that for?” “For hundred bucks you don’t think I’m going to give you the easy one, do you ?”