After buying a PC from a dealer of shady shady
| Computer jokes
After buying a PC from a dealer of shady shady repute, the luckless customer unpacked his new toy and plugged it in to find it Dead On Arrival. Naturally, after checking the usual things, he called the dealer and explained his problem. First question from Deviously Evasive Dealer: "Did you c
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Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie
| Easter jokes
Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
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What do elephants say as a compliment
| Elephant jokes
What do elephants say as a compliment ? You look elephantastic !
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Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at his pool
| Aardvark jokes
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at his pool. When they were changing into their swim trunks, one turned to the other and said: "Did you notice the small dongs on the rich kids?" The other answered: "Yeah! It's probably because they have toys to play with!"
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Yo mama’s so fat, when she was in school she sat next to everybody!