Q: Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why did the blonde jump off the cliff? A: She thought her maxi pad had wings
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St Peter is standing at heaven's gate
| Heaven and hell jokes
St Peter is standing at heaven's gate when a man walks up. "Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?" "I was a policeman," he responded. "What kind of policeman?" St Peter asked. "I was a vice officer. I kept dangerous narcotics out of the hands of kids." "Wonderful m
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What did
| Computer jokes
What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night? No wonder you called the company Microsoft'
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Did you hear what
| School jokes
Did you hear what happened when there was an epidemic of laryngitis at school? The school nurse sent everyone to the croakroom.
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What comes out at night and goes Munch, munch,
| Teeth jokes
What comes out at night and goes Munch, munch, ouch! A vampire with a rotten tooth.
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Men are like mini skirts. If you’re not careful, they’ll creep up your legs.