What’s red and blue and

Mum, Mum,

| Computer jokes

Mum, Mum, Dad's broken my computer! How did he do that? I dropped it on his head.

[ read more ]

Q: How many Real Men does it take to change a

| Men jokes

Q: How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.

[ read more ]

What do you call a cow that doesn't give

| Cow jokes

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud!

[ read more ]

Did you hear about the monster who

| Monster jokes

Did you hear about the monster who sent his picture to a lonely hearts club? They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely!

[ read more ]

If I had but one life to give for my country,

| Lawyer jokes

If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyer's.

[ read more ]

What’s red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket? Coloured scrambled eggs