Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas
| Christmas jokes
Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas party ? It was a scream !
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Are you a
| Political jokes
Are you a member of any organized political party? "No. I'm a Republican."
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A somewhat advanced society has figured
| College jokes
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available. The pharmacist says, "Here's a pill for English literature." The student takes the pill and swallows it
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Why do bald-headed men never use
| Hair and bald jokes
Why do bald-headed men never use keys? Because they've lost their locks.
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What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle?
| Cow jokes
What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle? A nerd herd!
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Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at his pool.
When they were changing into their swim trunks, one turned to the other
and said: “Did you notice the small dongs on the rich kids?”
The other answered: “Yeah! It’s probably because they have toys to play
with!”