What did the bee to the other bee in summer
| Insect jokes
What did the bee to the other bee in summer ? Swarm here isn't it !
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Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at his pool
| Aardvark jokes
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at his pool. When they were changing into their swim trunks, one turned to the other and said: "Did you notice the small dongs on the rich kids?" The other answered: "Yeah! It's probably because they have toys to play with!"
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What did the answering machine say to the
| Telephone jokes
What did the answering machine say to the telephone? Take my word for it.
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From a Southwest Airlines employee....
| Aviation jokes
From a Southwest Airlines employee.... "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt, and if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsup
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What's yellow and always points to the north?
| Banana jokes
What's yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.
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A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: “What does the cow say?” Child: “Moo!” Mother: “Great! What does the cat say?” Child: “Meow.” Mother: “Oh, you’re so smart! What does the frog say?” And this wide-eyed little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied, “Bud.”