Why are Vampires Democrats?
| Political jokes
Why are Vampires Democrats? They want Gore in 2000.
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Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?
| Music jokes
Q: How do you fix a broken tuba? A: With a "tuba glue."
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Why did the vampire go to hospital?
| Vampire jokes
Why did the vampire go to hospital? He wanted his ghoulstones removed.
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What happens when ducks fly upside
| Bird jokes
What happens when ducks fly upside down ? They quack up !
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What did Paul Revere say
| History jokes
What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse? Giddy up horsey !
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Good news! I’ve been given a goldfish for my birthday . . .the bad news is that I don’t get the bowl until my next birthday!