Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate
| Farmer jokes
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran out in front of him and*splat*... he flattened the cat. Out of kindness and consideration, he stopped, turned around and drove back to the farmhouse to notify the occupants.
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If doors
| Internet jokes
If doors have a website shouldn't windows have one too? We'd better, or it will be curtains for us.
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What do chickens serve at birthday
| Bird jokes
What do chickens serve at birthday parties ? Coop-cakes !
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What cat purrs more than any other ?
| Cat jokes
What cat purrs more than any other ? Purrsians !
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Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the
| Music jokes
Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo? A: They make good paddles.
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The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He’s met by the reception committee, and after a whirlwind tour is told that he can enjoy any of the myriad recreations available. He decides that he wants to read all of the ancient original text of the Holy Scriptures, and spends the next eon or so learning the languages. After becoming a linguistic master, he sits down in the library and begins to pore over every version of the Bible, working back from the most recent “Easy Reading” to the original script. All of a sudden there is a scream in the library. The angels come running to him, only to find the Pope huddled in a chair, crying to himself, and muttering, “An ‘R’! They left out the ‘R’.” God takes him aside, offering comfort and asks him what the problem is. After collecting his wits, the Pope sobs again, “It’s the letter ‘R’ … the word was supposed to be CELEBRATE!”