Did you hear about the blonde who got into the

Did you hear about the two

| Blonde jokes

Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theater? They went to see "Closed for Winter".

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The snack bar next door to an

| Food jokes

The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."

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This Marine drill instructor, completely

| Military jokes

This Marine drill instructor, completely frazzled by the ineptitude of his recruits, burst into a blue streak of swearing hot enough to blister paint. He broke off suddenly when he noticed one of the recruits had been talking in ranks. "WHAT WAS THAT YOU SAID, RECRUIT??" the drill sergeant hollered

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What do you get if you cross a duck with a

| Bird jokes

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ? A firequaker !

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On the first day

| Dirty jokes

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules, saying, "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anyone caught breaking this rule once will be fined $50." He continued, "Anyo

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Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the “Vacant” sign up?’