After being away on business, Tim thought it
| King Kong jokes
After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50.00. "That's a bit much," said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00. "That's still quite
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Fisherman: What
| Fishing jokes
Fisherman: What are you fishing for sonny? Boy: I'm not fishing, I'm drowning worms.
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It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was
| Military jokes
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty. A General stepped out taking his dog for a walk. The nervous young Private snapped to attention, made a perfect salute, and snapped out, "Sir, Good Evening, Sir!" The General, out for some relaxatio
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The Doctor was
| Doctor and nurse jokes
The Doctor was puzzled "I'm very sorry but I can't diagnose your trouble, Mahoney. I think it must be drink. " "Don't worry about it Dr. Kelley, I'll come back when you're sober."
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Why don’t cannibals like to eat Carl Lewis? He gives them runs!