A man standing at a bus stop was eating a
| Bus jokes
A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little dog, which became very excited at the smell of the man's supper and began whining and jumping up at him. "Do you mind if I throw him a bit?" said the man to the lady. "Not at all," she replied, whereupo
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Where do lightning bolts go on
| Weather jokes
Where do lightning bolts go on dates? -To cloud 9
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How do you stop a
| Gorilla jokes
How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes? Hold up your arm and say 'Go back, you didn't say 'May I?
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Why was the vampire thought of as
| Vampire jokes
Why was the vampire thought of as simple-minded? Because he was a complete sucker.
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Q: "What has
| Military jokes
Q: "What has an IQ of 42?" A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"
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After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. “How about some perfume?” he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50.00. “That’s a bit much,” said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00. “That’s still quite a bit,” Tim complained. Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle. “What I mean,” said Tim, “is I’d like to see something really cheap.” The clerk handed him a mirror.