What is the best way to talk to a
| Vampire jokes
What is the best way to talk to a vampire? By long distance.
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Wanting to lose weight, a woman placed a picture
| Men jokes
Wanting to lose weight, a woman placed a picture of a shapely, pinup model in her refrigerator to remind her of her goal. The reminder worked like a charm as the woman discovered that she had lost ten pounds in the first month of using this method. The downside to this was that her husband spe
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A blonde goes into work one morning crying her
| Blonde jokes
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?" The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away." "I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don'
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Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
| Blonde jokes
Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: (I'll tell you tomorrow.)
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When does a dog go "moo" ?
| Dog jokes
When does a dog go "moo" ? When it is learning a new language !
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Where do lightning bolts go on dates? -To cloud 9