What is black and brown and looks
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What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
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Why did the viper want to become a python ?
| Snake jokes
Why did the viper want to become a python ? He got the coiling !
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What did the egg say to the
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What did the egg say to the boiling water? "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."
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Why do church bells
| E-mail jokes
Why do church bells never send e-mails? They'd rather give each other a ring.
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Teacher: Name two pronouns ?
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Teacher: Name two pronouns ? Pupil: Who ?, me ?
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Q: “What has an IQ of 42?” A: “40 Marines plus their lieutenant”