Q. If you were lost in
| Music jokes
Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune bagpipe player, an out of tune bagpipe player, or Santa Claus? A. The out of tune bagpipe player. The other two indicate you have been hallucinating.
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A photographer for a national
| Journalist jokes
A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called his home office to hire a plane. "It will be waiting for you at the airport!" he was assured by his editor. As soon as he
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Where do football directors go when they are fed
| Sport jokes
Where do football directors go when they are fed up? The bored room!
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Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! I know, but unfortunately we are out of turtle.
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How many Serbs does in take to change a
| Ethnic jokes
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb? It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!
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What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ? Carpet !